Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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