He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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