If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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