She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i out mim tonsoeep
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