nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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