She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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