Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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