so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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