who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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