whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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