I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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