i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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