so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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