I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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