He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
