At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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