wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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