ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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