her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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