That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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