Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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