I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
