I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Randomize
