We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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