: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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