fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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