: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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