Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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