it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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