Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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