I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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