My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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