Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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