the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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