How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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