Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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