Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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