worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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