when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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