You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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