Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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