how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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