Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
