we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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