Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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