Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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