talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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