her vagine was all disorganized.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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