I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Be still, my beating vagina.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
