make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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