i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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