Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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