I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I need you to use more vowels.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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