You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
