if i can run in heels then i can drive
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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